Friday, May 6, 2011

Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time in the ghetto there was a baby mamma. Baby mamma lived in a big giant ghetto apartment building with crappy shag carpenting, stains on the wall, and several crackheads next door.

One night, when baby mamma, swollen and pregnant with child number six had a dream. In her dream, her little girl would have all the fancy things in life that she never had. Light switches that always worked, a refridgerator with a working light bulb, real human hair in her weave, and baby daddy for her children that would never be in prison.

Thus the idea to name the baby inside of her something magical and beautiful that the entire world and everything in it good and lovely would embrace:


And now you know the origins of the first "Gold Tooth Fairy."

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