Becoming a parent is a blessing, one that comes with many emotions and hormones. You will make mistakes, this is certain. This blog is here to make sure that you don't make your first and most painful mistake the mistake of naming your kid something shitty. We all know you love yourself and your baby daddy/mamma. We all know you love the street you lived on when you were 10, the country your granddad came from, favorite fruit (We're judging you Gwyneth Paltrow) and your car. Do not use these things as legos in the building block of bad baby naming.
We welcome submissions as long as they are REAL names that can be substantiated. No he said, she said, my cousin told me stuff here. We are to make real examples of real people and real poor decision making from parents.
I see you Mariah Carey. For shame.